"Astronomer is committed to the values and culture that have guided us since our founding," reads the post.

In this distressing American moment, who knew that what our nation needed was a canoodling pair having their affair put on blast at a Coldplay concert?

Case in point: the married tech company founder who was caught cuddling a woman who was not his wife on the Jumbotron during a Coldplay concert in Foxborough last week.