Maybe the real theme song for the mainstream media should be “If I Only Had a Conscience.” But that would just go over their heads anyway, so why bother?

Watch A Man Sing ‘If I Only Had A Brain’ While Getting An MRI Josh Kurp Senior Pop Culture Editor Twitter April 23, 2015 ...

The tune was a time-honored, and fitting, classic from “The Wizard of Oz”: the Scarecrow’s seminal hit, “If I Only Had a Brain.” Standing bedside, Burnell’s wife, Anne, sang along.