We’ve been pretty clear about manscaping in the past: Do pluck your unibrow, don’t shave funny patterns into your body hair; do pluck or trim nose and ear hair, but don’t do this in front of us.

This week, Newsweek published an article headlined “Brazilians for the Boys. No, Seriously.” In it, writers Holly Peterson and Jenny Hontz uncover a potentially horrifying new craze: Straight guys who ...