This is your sign to go see Pitbull this summer

Immediately when you get home from the honeymoon, this is what marriage is like.

one ticket to disassociate in europe pls.

Behind the Scenes of New Girl Interviews at the Emmys

to my gals who relate, we're doing MORE than enough

nobody asked our opinion but we're giving it anyways #interiordesign #countryclub

we love you Aaron #politics #comedy

you can take the girl out of the bar, but you can't take the bartender out of the girl.

All our rage is in our fupa.

things are getting sketch out here in nashville

this is common knowledge at this point about Princess Diana.

Getting your nails done is the only time you get a break.

Day 2 of the Masters and zyn'ed up!

don't matter who you are... you need to cruise #divorce #absolutelyknotcruise #cruise

This is the advice I have for women getting married this summer.

she dodged a bullet! #panamacity #beach

psa: stay away from the dong !!!

i'm personally prescribing a chill pill #boomer #parents